Wasted space is an egregious breach of all that Paul stands for.
I love complicating everything with more shiny.
Can we integrate a built-in dish-rack?
My ideal amalgamation is integrated with the kitchen sink.
But still… I am required to load the idea cannon.
We are having extra-deep countertops… so we have plenty of space to get creative… SOMEWHERE in there, SHOULD be a smart design!
But… err… Once you start drawing… THERE ARE SO MANY PLANES AND ANGLES AND ALSO SOME IDIOT PERSON HUNG THIS ANNOYING ANTIQUE CLUNK IN THE WAY.
Obviously<—— NOT something that LOOKS like a dish rack.
Thin brass rails?
A perforated brass sheet?
100 train racks stacked on top of each other?
But after 57,000 hours of internet-ing, I found no antique brassmeshrackthings of usable size.
Also, after the 197th round of what-about-this, what-about-that, Paul remained unswayed; he felt they were all too– HELLO LOOK AT OUR DISHRACK.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE DISHRACK?
WE HAVE A DISHRACK.
Paul said— no. It’s clutter.
Self clutched Self.
…we ARE clutter.
We are… to stop?
Turns out clutter is irrelevant because I couldn’t get any of the idea-sparks to be something I actually liked.
Perhaps because IT’S A DISHRACK.
But since I spent nine-hundred hours, I thought you might like to benefit.
Sadly, I cannot use any of the ideas that TRULY conceal it.
First– an argument could be made that damp, confined; is not something I would choose… I’d keep it open.
Second– we’d have to add cabinets; which I now see as a plague of locusts sent by the Cabinet-Industrial-Complex to fill all of our homes with boxes to STORE MORE CRAP FROM BED BATH AND BEYOND.
I mention the crap from Bed Bath and Beyond so that I may directly contradict myself by asking about carbonator water machines.
You saw seltzer in my kitchen.
And told me of the existence of seltzer makers.
I did not even know this is a thing.
You ROCKED MY WORLD.
Soda stream looks most popular… but then I saw this stainless one which is… nicer looking.
It’s also stupidly more money.
But unless someone says why not, I think the cost is weighed out in visual?
ALSO, WHY ARE THE CARBONATOR ROCKETS SO MUCH MONEY?
is there a secret source for buying bulk vinegar and baking soda that I do not know about?
Thank you in advance.