My favorite date is when Paul chauffeurs me around Philadelphia’s various salvage/antique/emporiums of delight and crap. These excursions help me to focus: I do not have NEARLY enough stuff. It’s actually pretty scandalous, considering how few other responsibilities I have. When we go in these places, I’m like: LET’S BUY ALL OF THE THINGS. SHOULD […]
Paul once questioned my budgeting skills… in reference to dental floss. You think I am joking. I am not. He stated that because I buy multiple small packs, we are getting gouged on the price-per-foot, and there must be a more-economical way to purchase dental floss. I just stared at him. Because if you are […]
Here at Victoria’s Mirror Emporium, we say: How can you call yourself a mirror emporium, if you DON’T HAVE LOTS OF MIRRORS?! YOU CAN’T! IT’S THE LAW! Am I am spinning towards a supernova, or am I simply living my best life? No one knows! I MIGHT be about to implode in a fiery deathstar […]
