After The Kingdom Mirror went viral, Paul said things like – are you going to leave me for some guy who loves antiques that you meet on the internet? I said – of course not. Unless he loves cats. Then, maybe. This was because I’d gotten some emails in the vein of: you are an(…)
Oversized Victorian Mirror
There is no end to my creativity when the other option is doing actual work. For example, if I were to say to myself – Self, you should write the Great American Novel or get your PhD in quantum physics. Self would say – that sounds boring. And hard. Also, I do not know what(…)
I was in Old City this weekend, filming a movie. It’s a noir thriller… A tale of intrigue and surprising revelations. Written by me. Also, directed, by me. And (obviously) starring me. In other words – I started my Halloween post. AND IT IS AWESOME. (last year’s Halloween front porch) I am single-handedly redefining the(…)
After the Victorian wardrobe salvage saga… After spending four hours in an unheated building. After ripping apart a wall with a toothpick. After loading and unloading a truck until nearly midnight… Paul told me to stop looking on Craigslist for a while. He said I had reached my quota. I nodded and pretended like he(…)
When you SEE what I just got on Craigslist? You will fall over. But first you need the prequel— about my antique mirror fetish… So you can understand how on top of the Victorian wardrobe, this year is ushering in an entirely new and stratospherically-superior level of craigslist treasures.