Grout

My Husband — Original MadMan

Before there was MadMen, I referred to Paul’s project-state as, “MadMan”.
Because when he starts something, there is no stopping.

In the last five days he has:

  • Laid out all the floor tile so I could rearrange it in a way that satisfied me.
  • Tolerated way more rearranging than he thought was necessary.
  • Did all the math, made all the cuts, ran up and down the stairs, in and out of the house, back and forth to the wet-saw…
  • Installed the floor.
  • Waited for it to set.
  • Put the final coat of paint on the door, installed the mortice, and attached the doorknob and hinges.
  • Started on the subway tile.
  • Grouted.
  • Hung the door.
  • And found time to go pick up something I could not live without from craigslist

As a reminder, here is what we started with, before we Moved A Wall:  Hall Bath

When we began gutting and discovered a second bath’s worth of tile, concrete, and reinforcement wire under the first: Twice the work.

Pleasant Surprise.

Surprisingly?  I love this tile. It’s not magic, or made of fairy dust, which is what I really wanted.  But for something I can scrub and disinfect and never think about?  I love it.

Peronda Museum, 18×18, polished, porcelain, bianca carrara:

Porcelain marble lookalike tile!  Peronda Museum tile, 18×18, polished, bianca carrara.

It’s not grouted yet—so the lines are darker than they will be.

Update May 9th- With Grout:

Porcelain marble lookalike tile!  Peronda Museum tile, 18×18, polished, bianca carrara.

 

Porcelain marble lookalike tile!  Peronda Museum tile, 18×18, polished, bianca carrara.

Compromise—when you’re just too tired to care anymore.

I am going to yet another tile store.  I have no more enthusiasm for this slogging around.

UPDATE:  here is my tile installed and grouted!

I want a vintage-style bath, but with a sleek, clean modern design.  Trying to marry these two aesthetics seems to hinge on the choice of floor tile.  At this point, I am thinking I am going to need to compromise.  My least favorite idea.

This is Pilar Guzman’s bath, (Martha Stewart’s editor).  Her home was featured in one of last summer’s magazines.  And is worth checking out for some really gorgeous design.  (Her kitchen is outstanding.)

What I love about her bath is the authentic, Victorian feel—subway tile, claw foot tub…  but it’s clean and modern at the same time.  However, she has small floor-tile.  And, I assume a cleaning lady to go with it.


Wow. This is totally fascinating… keep reading.

Ongoing Tile Saga.

Having ruled out small tile, I am not finding it any easier to choose a large one.
I want a tile that looks like marble. A subdued, neutral, marble lookalike.  This is the tile in the master bath— the feeling I’m looking to recreate, but with a large tile.

Wow. This is totally fascinating… keep reading.

You must pick a tile— or there will be no floor.

It is only in our decisions that we are important. – Jean Paul Sartre

I’m pretty sure Sartre was talking about tile. And I’m glad to know that he appreciated the gravity of my choice.

I have spent the last two months scouring the world for a tile that was just a little bit more grey, a little less grey, a little bit shinier, just a little bit bigger, just a little less ugly, just seven degrees more appealing, a tiny bit different, almost this one, almost that one, this is nearly what I want…

I have Perfect Idea-OCD.  When combined with the endless options online… Voilà… endless irritation, exhaustion, more irritation…  Especially when Paul suggests we simply pick one and move on.

The previous tile choice was simple.  I knew exactly what I wanted.
2” Polished Carrara Hexagon:

I love it.  It’s beautiful, and feels very authentic to the style of the house.
However. Small tile = lots of grout = makes me crazy.

My tendency is to pick things I love, and then hope that no one touches them.  Like the white sofa.  Which I sold to Paul as being “peaceful.”  Then, as he watched me make not one, but two slipcovers for it, he said—yes, very peaceful.

So, even though I love the hex in the first bath, and as tempted as I was to use it for this bath, I reminded myself that this is a bathroom floor.  Not an art installation.

I wanted something that I could scrub/sterilize.  Not something that needed special care.  Minimizing the grout was a huge part of that equation. It also ruled out real marble.  Which I adore.  But I do not want to be babying stone.  I do not want to think about etching or sealing or discoloration.  In fact, once this floor is in, I never want to think about it again.

Related Post:  Marble lookalike tile I chose- Peronda Museum Tile.