Our kitchen design process has been like a presidential campaign: full of passionate idealism that evaporated in the face of reality. Paul has been cast as John McCain… a man who was doing just fine until he saddled himself with a woman who could see Russia from her house. And for the record, I CAN […]
It’s been a while since something was too big for the stairwell and had to go up to the roof… *VIDEO*
This post is sponsored by Paul’s patience. All opinions are my own. After the kitchen-bookcase-misappropriation, I excommunicated Self; denying her Craigslist access and banning her from a position of power. I said – Self, that was the last straw. You can no longer be trusted… as punishment, we are NEVER buying anything ever again. Self whispered – […]
I thought there was one kitchen decision that was finished… But then I remembered that if you think something is not a problem, it is most likely because you have not yet determined the extent to which it is actually a huge problem. This is what I want in a sink: single bowl. apron front. […]
The strangest thing about writing a blog on the internet is feeling like you owe total strangers an explanation for your life… then, after the explanation, some of these strangers will be aggrieved by your choices. This is going to be one of those times.
Paul and I had an appointment to go tweak our kitchen design over the weekend. I was excited! Or… I thought I was. About an hour before we were supposed to go, Self slammed on the brakes. Wrenching the wheel to the left, she steered the car directly over the edge of the cliff. I […]