Victoria Elizabeth Barnes

Salvaged marble I have looked at for possible DIY kitchen countertops/altar/personal empire.

Most of the marble at the salvage yard that is large enough for kitchen counters or an island is reclaimed from bathroom walls… Public bathroom walls.

Is this repulsive? It is.
Could I somehow block that out of my mind and prepare food on it? Yes. I could.

This makes no sense to Paul, seeing as how I will not let people wear their shoes in our house.

A trip to the salvage yard – considering antique marble for our DIY kitchen remodel.

Wow. This is totally fascinating… keep reading.

I bet you thought I was kidding about DIY-mining my own marble countertops.

Paul was away for work early in spring. This doesn’t happen very often, but when it does I worry about two things:
1. previously-discussed proliferation of ax murderers outside the house.
2. that something really good will show up on Craigslist and my retrieval team will be unavailable.

Which is exactly what happened.

Planning our DIY kitchen remodel – these antique marble slabs will make gorgeous countertops!

Wow. This is totally fascinating… keep reading.

Kitchen Design — Liberace meets Versailles.

I need this kitchen to be special.
Like me.

Basically, I am thinking Versailles. But Paul? Paul wants to order cabinets from the cabinet place… Why does he want me to live a lie?

Did he not get the memo? About the Sun King?
About how the kitchen must be a révolution of wit and surprise and charm?
Also, we should have jesters.

Planning our DIY old-house kitchen remodel- I’m thinking Versailles. Wow. This is totally fascinating… keep reading.