The Bare Necessities.

The Bare Necessities.

I am aware that I am a person whose inner Self appears to skew towards frivolous lunatic… Today’s post will do nothing to alter that perception. Sometimes people wonder how Paul does not find this deeply aggravating, but that is the miracle of Self’s existence: Self is not contingent on anyone’s approval. Also, Self would(…)

Wait… WHERE is the sofa?

Wait… WHERE is the sofa?

Paul was out Saturday morning… but when he got home, it didn’t take him very long to say— wait… where is the sofa? And I was like— I sold it! I told you: I AM SELLING EVERYTHING. He said— yes… but… where will people sit? And I said— on the floor! LOOK HOW SPACIOUS IT IS(…)

PERSEVERANCE: the courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.

PERSEVERANCE: the courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.

Something is happening in my life that could mean one of two things: 1. My craziness is escalating. or 2. Elvis’s impending demise is driving me to seek excessively larger and more mentally-absorbing GFT’s* to experience a feeling other than panic and despair. (*Giant Fancy Thing) Either way, I have found something. And I cannot(…)