I am aware that I am a person whose inner Self appears to skew towards frivolous lunatic… Today’s post will do nothing to alter that perception. Sometimes people wonder how Paul does not find this deeply aggravating, but that is the miracle of Self’s existence: Self is not contingent on anyone’s approval. Also, Self would […]
I had told Paul that the weekend after New Year’s would be dedicated to GETTING ORGANIZED… I do this periodically: announce that THIS will be the weekend I get my life under control. As with all my life-control projects, I was gangbusters at first. I began a frenzy of organizational malice and misdirection— creating a disaster […]
This post is sponsored by Paul’s patience. All opinions are my own. After the kitchen-bookcase-misappropriation, I excommunicated Self; denying her Craigslist access and banning her from a position of power. I said – Self, that was the last straw. You can no longer be trusted… as punishment, we are NEVER buying anything ever again. Self whispered – […]
