The last time I sold all of the things I own, it was to acquire The Elvis Memorial Library. It was a simple trade: Everything we own, in exchange for one single item of magnificence. But I failed to specify that IT WAS ONLY MY OWN OPINION that this new thing was my own […]
An observation: If I were to decide that my niche is OLD CATS… that would make me the OLD CAT LADY. And perhaps, then finally, I might FULFILL MY DESTINY. Conveniently, I already have the perfect outfit: FANNY PACK SHIRT WITH CATS It’s like I was born ready. I’ve taken (in succession, not simultaneously) four adult […]
Hawaii is not completely horrible… despite what you may have heard. A post shared by Victoria Elizabeth Barnes (@victoriaelizabethbarnes) on Mar 15, 2018 at 7:46am PDT It was nice to do absolutely nothing, have no responsibilities, and just be with Paul… I guess this is why people go on vacation? I was SUPER looking forward […]