Paul was out Saturday morning… but when he got home, it didn’t take him very long to say— wait… where is the sofa? And I was like— I sold it! I told you: I AM SELLING EVERYTHING. He said— yes… but… where will people sit? And I said— on the floor! LOOK HOW SPACIOUS IT IS […]
Something is happening in my life that could mean one of two things: 1. My craziness is escalating. or 2. Elvis’s impending demise is driving me to seek excessively larger and more mentally-absorbing GFT’s* to experience a feeling other than panic and despair. (*Giant Fancy Thing) Either way, I have found something. And I cannot […]
I had told Paul that the weekend after New Year’s would be dedicated to GETTING ORGANIZED… I do this periodically: announce that THIS will be the weekend I get my life under control. As with all my life-control projects, I was gangbusters at first. I began a frenzy of organizational malice and misdirection— creating a disaster […]