Wow… it’s been a while, eh? Where have I been? I’ve been bending time and space with my mind. Yes… I’m exhausted, thanks for asking. Moving this blog only took me twenty-seven times longer than I thought it would. The amount of time. And energy. And thought… that I’ve spent on details like my social-media […]
Dear WordPress.com, When I met you, it was love at first sight. You were so buff and tawny and easygoing. You looked just like Channing Tatum. You held my hand and whispered encouragement. You took me to the beach for sunset picnics and told me you’d never met anyone so funny. You stroked my hair, […]
Hey there! If you’re here for the sparkly stuff? Welcome! This blog is TOTALLY ALL ABOUT SPARKLY STUFF. If you’re here for my mind-bogglingly amazing writing skills? Also, welcome. I don’t break them out as often as the disco balls, but when I do, it’s fantastic. My cheap mirror ball source. When we moved here, all […]
